I thought I understood it, that I could grasp it, but I didn’t, not really. Only the smudgeness of it; the pink-slippered, all-containered, semi-precious eagerness of it. I didn’t realize it would sometimes be more than whole, that the wholeness was a rather luxurious idea. Because it’s the halves that halve you in half. I didn’t know, don’t know, about the in-between bits; the gory bits of you, and the gory bits of me.
Before I read The Fault In Our Stars I would always see the quote "I lit up like a Christmas tree, Hazel Grace" and think ”Oh that must be a cute line about how happy he was when he met her” and after reading the book I found out the heart breaking soul crushing truth.
autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
you know what’s cool
when you’re so used to a certain person’s voice that you can imagine them saying anything even if the person has never said that before
*10th wedding anniversary*
are you sure you like like me
smack that ass from 8 feet away
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
GO TO HELL!!!!!!
Why, God? Why?
LMAO! Perfect! Chloe owns tumblr! LOLOL!
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Who brought this back